FREE CUSTOM RINGTONES BY DANGER!

(Example of my audio hacking-and-slashing work above: Lounge Act - Nirvana)

Yeah, So I got a new phone, aight? Well, lately I’ve been trying to familiarize myself with all these newfangled whatchamacallits that make this sucker tick. My favorite activity is filling it up with useless sounds and videos that I probably won’t watch or listen to anytime really soon. So, I found this simple guide online to send crap from your computer to your phone and I was all like “Sweet, well screw downloading free ringtones online when I could just make my own the way I want ‘em!” And, without thinking about copyright or any of that crap, I starting slicing  and dicing up some music files into suitable ringtones. The result: A super easy, super efficient, and super fast way to flip-off easyedge and other ringtone providers and careen full-speed into a world of what-ever-the-hell-I-want-for-free-goddammit.

Better news: I can do it for anyone! Got a song that you want expertly smashed and mushed into a fancy dancy ringtone that will make all your friends jealous and possibly WET? Just give me the following in a message:

-song name and artist

-any specifics parts of the song you want included (chorus, opening, sweet-ass solo, wtvr)

-your digits

-your service provider (So I can email it from my comp to yo’ phone)

Just make sure your phone can get text messages and can save sound files.

Love,

-Danger