E3 looked good this year, no? I see a few things that sparked my interest, and few things that made my mouth twist in a disappointing fashion. Here’s a few of those things oh god I’m so hungry. Forget I said that last part, but seriously, does anyone have any food?

Battlefield 3:

-Fuck yeah.

-Frostbite 2 engine makes my bathing suit area happy.

-Battle log, new community? Now you’re thinking with mortals.

-Oh god that tank demo was glorious.

-The airborne thermal view was fucking fantastic. If you think other wise then I don’t like you.

-October 25, fuck everything else until then.

Modern Warfare 3

-Meh.

-Demo probably would have been cooler if we didn’t waste 10 minutes showing off the same 2 goddamn guns.

-Woah I can switch my scope to an ACOG at any time! That sounds like another addition to the list of “perks no one uses” right up there with “Flack Jacket” and “Gas Mask”.

SKYRIM:

-Dual-wielding! Finally!

-Staves have different looks besides a broomstick with pubes on the end. Me gusta.

-Dragons, motherfuckers. Dragons n’ shit.

-Speaking of which; killing dragons… by shouting at them. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Need For Speed:

-Frostbite 2 engine? Atta boy!

-Bringing back Hot Pursuit because they remember why they fucked up in the past; they GOT RID of Hot Pursuit.

-Quick Time events…? Why….?

-Getting out of your car? Stooooop this nonsense!

Halo 4:

-The start of another trilogy, already looking forward to Halo 6.

-… and the 10 or 20 other Halo-ish crap titles they stick in between.

-Player friendly online? What the hell is that supposed to mean? Don’t Brink me, bro!

FIFA:

-No one lives their passion through FIFA.

        -I take that back; If you live your passion through FIFA, I’m sorry.

               -For you.

Madden 2012:

-Pep talk for the ages, (espeshilly the guy with the lispth), but OH WAIT ITS A FOOTBALL GAME.

- Interest decreased by (100). You have (0) interest left.

-I must admit, Madden is giving Final Fantasy a run for it’s money with games that are basically the same experience and will never die.

-Except Football… Football never changes.

Fable Journey:

-Interesting… Interesting…

       -JK lol

-I’m all for the Kinect installment in it, but it doesn’t feel like a Fable game if I can’t see my whole person flipping off the townsfolk.

Sims on Facebook:

-Is being a whore in the real world too boring, or what?

-Oh wait this looks like crap.

-EA is hurting my soul right now.

Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning

-Kinda nifty looking.

-I think companies dont know what “reckoning” means anymore, it just sounds cool.

Overstrike:

-Welcome back, Insomniac Games.

-LOL HUMOR OLOLOLOLZ

-So wait… which character is Brick?

Twisted Metal:

- I don’t even care anymore.

Overall:

-OH LOOK MORE STAR WARS.

       -And their armor looks like N7. Bioware recycles, do you?

       -Did I just see a cowboy?

-A new SSX game and it looks awesome.

        -YEAH FUCK YOU GREAT WALL OF CHINA

               -You may have kept out the Mongols but not snowboarders! Fuck no!

Thats pretty much all I really have to say, anything else is probably superfluous and therefore noise. Hell if I was reading this I’d be all like “lol prick”.

Anyway, yup.

Love,

-Danger