And thus ANOTHER Rapture passes over us like a stagnant fart in a hot crowded room. What did we all expect? A giant jesus-bot to decent from the clouds and kirby us all up to heaven?

Nope. Not happening. Because its all a load of crap.

Even in the bible it states that we will know when the rapture will happen… WHEN ITS HAPPENING. Its like a suprise party that you can’t leave. Forever.

I’m growing progressively tired of this crap. Seriosuly, religion, please, just don’t even inconvenience me with your evidence-lacking bullshit that some 89 year old bible (t)humper coughed up after doing… “Bible Mathematics”.

Leave mathematics alone. As confusing as that shit is, it makes sense and is backed up by evidence. Don’t break something that’s not broken, don’t taint math with faith.

So next time the rapture comes around, I’m going to do the same thing I did today; when it DOESNT happen (like it wont) I’m gonna take another swing at religion.

love,

-Danger