Wring out your undergarms, ladies, things are about to get spicy.

I’m kidding. But seriously, you’re making a mess.

Got a friend who likes Guild Wars!? Probably not. But if you do, you’re in luck. Gather ‘round a laptop and hope your friend isn’t incompitent, because things are about to get bland. I’d suggest have a movie going whilst the game is in session so everyone who isn’t actually playing Guild Wars can have some entertainment.

Session setup:

1 computer

1 Guild Wars game

1 Well crafted Ritualist build for farming The Underworld

1 well prepared host with lots of booze

Begin Session:

Host must have 1 platinum or scroll to enter The Underworld. Build should look something like this:

[Signet of Spirits (elite)][Pain][Bloodsong][Vampirism][Disenchant][Armor of Unfeeling][Painful Bond (hex)][Summon Spirits (faction)]

Host must not suck or this game will be that much more mundane. Host must solo farm the areas in search of drops. Drops will be worth drinks.

-+Drop Drinks+-

Blue item - 1 drink

Purple item - 2 drinks

Gold item - 3 drinks

Glob of Ectoplasm - 1 shot

Gold over 120 count - 1 drink

Sapphire or Ruby - 5 drinks

Phantom Key - 3 drinks

Vial of Dye [Black] - 3 shots

Vial of Dye [White] - 2 shots

Passage Scroll - 4 drinks

-+Monster Drinks+-

Skeleton of Dhuum slain - 1 drink

Terrorweb Dryder group slain - 2 drinks

-+Special Drinks+-

Hit by [Glimmering Mark] - 3 drinks

Hit by [Migraine] - 3 drinks

Host attacks while under effects of [Empathy] - 1 drink per

Gold totals 1 platinum profit - drinks stack (1 plat = 1 drink, 2 plat = 2 drinks, etc.)

Death - finish drink

Enjoy my booze guzzling game enthusiasts.

Love,

-Danger

(Ps - It’s my blog and I’ll nerd-out if I want to.)